In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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