i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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