Fine. I'll sleep in my office
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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