Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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