So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Jerry, you need to find god
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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