remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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