love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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