a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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