What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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