i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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