How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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