Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
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And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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