i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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