If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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Just high enough for therapy.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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