I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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