its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Randomize
