She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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