i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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