Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i will never coherently bang her
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
