just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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