I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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