i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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