Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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