Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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