Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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