i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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