i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
where does the pee come out of this thing
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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