i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
