covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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