i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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