if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
This is the high leading the old right now
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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