Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I forget how to act sober
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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