Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I need to sanitize my soul.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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