I want to stick my p in your. b.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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