so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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