he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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