I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My feet surprised me
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