That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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