I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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