Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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