I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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