She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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