Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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