Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Randomize
