Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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