idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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