I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
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True they could already hate each other (the brothers) a lot of brothers try to one up the other and steal their things, its psychology. The girls an idiot and got what she deserved.
She's a whore and the brother deserves to get the shit bashed outta him
You'd be surprised how many brothers have done that. It's a sad world.
12:37, you sound fat
She may be a whore, but WTF, what kind of guy does that to his brother....
wow, terrible drunk decision making
actually, i'd say terrible decision making in general... with his brother? wow.
Hahaha i'm hoping the victim's story will be on FML
if, as a brother, my brother's girl is DTF then i think you have to go for it. clearly, thats not the girl for your brother so you might as well bang her. unless your brother is in love with the girl, then you just gotta tell him flat out but you can't hook up with her
She's a slut and he's a fuckin penis stain...
The brother's a dick.
@ 8:49 - agreed, I might not throw you out right then, but you are sleeping in the bathroom and getting kicked to the curb the next morn.
omg this is awesome.
quoted for truth
i really hope this doesn't turn into a jerry springer-esque fight
yeah seriously, how could a brother do that to another brother?
You are a genius, 3:14.
It could be a frat brother, not a sibling. Still a whore.
how about fuck you?!