Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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