Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
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Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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