I only kidnapped one of them. chill
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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