we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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