i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I need a beard to bite.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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