ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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