I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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