get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Randomize