i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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