If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
We named our party play list daddy issues
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
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Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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