I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
we're so committed to being not committed
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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