party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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